‘Ammalu, why don’t you buy a new sari for you, this month?’

‘SP, I know your next question is going to be, ‘what did Ammini tell you about me?’. She said that you’re the most charming person she has ever met. Ok. Go to sleep peacefully’

‘So, you don’t need a sari?’

‘Why not? For giving you such an important message, I will buy two saris. Don’t worry. Go to sleep peacefully’

‘How to sleep, Ammalu? Two saris will cost minimum two thousand rupees’

‘I didn’t ask for sari. You offered!’

‘That was during a weak moment’

‘You can’t afford to be weak. You are my husband’

Cartoon courtesy. Ramki, my cousin.