“Wherever you go, why carry the iPad?”

“As, I can’t carry you, Ammalu!. Other than you, this iPad is my only constant companion, though with a difference. It doesn’t speak, you don’t stop talking”

“A woman who doesn’t open her mouth and nods her head in agreement for everything her husband says, is his biggest enemy”

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The drunkard husband arrives home, late as usual.

He knows his wife won’t open the door; so he decides to tell a lie that he bought her flowers & knocks at the door.

Wife: Who is it ?

Hubby : Me, who else? I brought flowers for the pretty lady.

Wife opens the door and asks : Where are the flowers?”

Happily entering inside and glancing all over the interior, the hubby asks:

“Where is the pretty lady ?”
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“I would have kicked him out” said Ammalu, when I showed her this story.

“You didn’t throw me out ?” I replied.

“Because, you didn’t say that you brought flowers
I liked your not telling a lie, which is rare for you”. That was her reply.

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“While traveling in bus, please sit at my back seat so that I can maintain my higher status, Ammalu”

“If you assure me that you won’t pick up quarrel with other passengers or won’t sing loud, I shall certainly oblige you. Pinching sitting close to you, is between us. Screwing your ear from the back will become a public show”

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