” I simply don’t like your saying,’  I love you, I can’t live without you’,  and all such rubbish ”

“Why Ammalu ?”

“As there is no other way for you but to love me, as you have married me ”

“It is not necessary for me to love you just because I married you!”‘

” It is necessary as you need coffee soon after you get up in the morning and soap and towel, soon after you enter the bath room.”

” But how will l live without you Ammalu ?”

” By making coffee for another woman and standing with towel and soap at the bathroom door.”